Geek Digest: A Very Metal Christmas, iPhone Macro Lens, and A Passive Aggressive Gift Guide

December 9, 2011 at 3:26 pm by

Hola Nerds!

This week’s Weekly Geekly comes to you from Panama! I just wanted to let you know because everything is going to be super different this week. Nah, it’ll actually be exactly the same. Their internet has a bunch of crazy sh*t on it too (it’s the same one). I just wanted to brag to you geeks about how crazy much I’ve been getting laid lately since I’m in a foreign country. It’s been insane. It’s been like one long… time period of having sex (Bonerfest?Sexytime? Laidnugget? I’m good with my sex terms).

Nah, it’s actually exactly the same way it is at home. In case you aren’t aware, at home, I cry myself to sleep after watching Total Recall twice while I trim my toenails with my teeth. I thought I’d be able to pass it off as a cultural thing. No luck.

Anywho, there’s a ton of awesome and ridiculous crap on the internet this week, but I’m going for more of a Christmas theme because the 80 degree weather is really making me dream of a white Christmas. NOT. I think the last time someone used ‘not’ like that was in Borat. Bringin’ it back!

Okay. Here’s some stuff from the internet that you could totally find on other sites if you looked hard enough can be seen nowhere else in the world because I am the best journalist ever. Newsflash! Breaking news! Stop the presses! Have I got a story for you… Guy In Bunk Above Me Plays With Wiener, Makes Bunk Squeak and Shake

Right? Connie Chung ain’t got sh*t on me. Okay, seriously this time, here’s some nerd stuff:

This is What People Who Like Metal Do in Their Spare Time

This guy spent hours, days, weeks choreographing his Christmas lights to his favorite metal tunes. He even makes the snowman do that squeely death metal singing thing they do. I know a ton about metal. If you’re not a fan, skip to the middle just to see how crazy intricate this is. I bet this guy gets laid just as much as I do.

[via Geekologie]

iPhone Macro Lens Makes Things Look Like They’re Going to Smackro You in the Face

Man, that’s one hell of a headline. Especially for a story that’s going to be this short. I went to the top online school for journalism and all I got was this e-ploma. Here’s a cool macro lens that attaches to your iPhone via rubber band. Pretty genius.

Passive Aggressive Gifts For Jerkwads

This gift giving guide from Jezebel gives perfect passive aggressive gift ideas for those jerkwads in your life. Did you like how that sentence was just the headline with a few extra words mixed in?

 

What did you find this week?

 

 

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