Weekly Geekly

Hello Nerds,
I’d like to begin this weekly geek update with a challenge. If you accept this challenge, it will prove your manhood and save your ever failing pride. Are you brave enough to accept? Good. I challenge you to a pillowy light saber dual! Mono a mono. Face to face. The old fashioned idea of chivalry is not dead.
Better yet. I’m gonna get ninja sneaky and choke you with those soft and non-threatening nun-chucks while you’re asleep. That way you can’t fight back. Screw manhood, the path of least resistance requires less upper body strength (plus, I’m a woman). Man, I can think of so many ways to kick your a** (startle you) with these things… Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
I was going to call this post “Sleep and Destroy” and make it all about beating the crap out of you with my armory of pillow fight weapons. Instead, there was so much going on in the nerd world, I’m going to cut it short and just show you these pillow fight weapons so you can “oooh” and “ahhhh” over them. They’re a screen printed creation from your 10-year-old brother who wants to be part of your slumber party artist, Brian Ku. Pretty cool, huh? Now it’s on to the next one…
[via geekologie]
Black Friday Deals
Are you getting jazzed to fight with full and gassy soccer moms over an array of cheap-as-dirt goods next week? Well, don’t go in unprepared. You’re going to want to skate past the five dollar crock pots and get to the good gadgety things, right? Gizmodo has a really fantastic interactive cheat sheet for black Friday gadget deals that are sorted by store and how valuable the deal is. You can build your own cheat shit by hitting the little plus sign on the right of the item.
Alien Mummy Attacks!
Okay, this alien mummy didn’t actually attack. It was more, like… found. But I wanted to conjure up that sound Michael Bay puts in all his movies. You know the one that goes “Wwwwwwwwwaauh” and sounds like dubstep and makes you feel all creeped out. Since that failed, I want to warn you that this is totes an alien and not just an unfortunate ancient baby. “Pilar! Let’s see your new child! Oh! He’s so… He’s uh… Well, he’s going to have a very strong neck.” But, that conversation never happened, because, guess what? Some nameless and faceless doctors said that this mummy is from space:
It has a non-human appearance because the head is triangular and big, almost the same size as the body. At first we believed it to be a child’s body until Spanish and Russian doctors came and confirmed that, yes, it’s an extraterrestrial being. [yahoo news]
There you go. Does life exist out there? Yes. Spanish and Russian doctors say so. Case closed.
And who is that hanging out next to our new extraterrestrial friend? Come on, don’t be naive… Everyone has a wing man. Who else is going to drop the black matter ruphies in your drink?
That’s all folks!
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What did you find this week?